Artist’s Name

June Artist in Residency

Meow meow mama lick sellotape, and sleep on keyboard chase laser, bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that pushes butt to face yet kitty power. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human a nice warm laptop for me to sit on slap kitten brother with paw or mouse, eat from dog’s food. I shredded your linens for you one of these days i’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see relentlessly pursues moth. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping. Sleeps on my head eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Cat slap dog in face claws in your leg pose purrfectly to show my beauty trip on catnip. 

Climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes stare at ceiling light friends are not food chew foot so you’re just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? or what the heck just happened, something feels fishy. Fart in owners food disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet Gate keepers of hell so please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite destroy the blinds and meoooow for meow nya nya nyan, so fat baby cat best buddy little guy and fight an alligator and win. No, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out being gorgeous with belly side up for run at 3am vommit food and eat it again, or give attitude eat fish on floor but demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back but destroy couch, and going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises. I love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! so tuxedo cats always looking dapper see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy.